Event Info:
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Doors 10:45pm, Show 11:15pm
Get ready to fall in love with the chaos.
The Hot Mess Heartbreaker Show is a late-night, no-holds-barred comedy burlesque variety special crashing into Valentine’s Day at 11:00 PM, because romance is better after dark and a little unhinged.
Expect sultry burlesque, electric razor-sharp comedy, and delightfully disastrous variety acts that celebrate love, lust, heartbreak, and bad decisions. Whether you’re coupled up, single, or emotionally complicated, this show is for anyone who’s ever been a hot mess… or dated one.
Valentine’s Day perks include:
Automatic entry into a raffle for a prize that might mend your heart or break it all over again
Themed food and drink specials designed to seduce, soothe, and scandalize
Popcorn projectile privileges — yes, you’re encouraged to throw popcorn at the performers (lovingly, of course)
Flirt with danger, laugh through the pain, and celebrate Valentine’s Day the messy way. The Hot Mess Heartbreaker Show where love is optional and chaos is guaranteed.
Featuring Sylvia Topley, Ruby Montana, Dirty Diane, and Porsche Velour, plus Nia-Chanel and Northern Joy as co-hosts.
Tickets are $25. Purchase yours before February 8th to get them for just $20.
Ages 18+. Doors open around 10:45pm. Show starts promptly at 11:15pm. Late night food and drink menu available, so arrive before show time to order. Tickets may be available at the door, but online tickets guarantee seating.
Frequently Asked Questions:
TICKETS: Groups can purchase tickets separately and still be seated together by putting the same name under “Name for Reservation” during checkout. If the show is not sold out in advance, tickets will be available at the door. No refunds. The proceeds from your unused ticket help support costs of this and future event productions.
TIPPING: While tipping is not required, it's a fun way to interact with the performers and helps us pay for new acts and costumes. Our performers accept tips during the show in cash (get up and make it rain) or via Venmo. And please thank your servers with a gratuity for excellent service.
VENUE: Ages 18+ required for entry. Seating is first come, first served, and parties could be combined. Beer, wine, and a light bites menu are available. We recommend arriving a little early so you can get a great seat and order before the lights go down.
Location, Parking, Venue Photos, and Map:
Free street parking in downtown Carrollton is available in front of and near the theater, though it’s very limited. There are also large parking lots behind the buildings throughout the downtown Carrollton square.
